From: Unscrewed Theater <UnscrewedTheater@gmail.com>
Sent: Tuesday, November 30, 2021 10:01 AM
Subject: ✡🎄❄ December News to Use From Chris 🎅🤶
I thought you'd never get here, yet you showed up so suddenly. How does that even work? I think the space time continuum got tied in a knot somehow.
Nevertheless, we're ready for you, the holidays, and all the joy this season has to bring. 🎅✡🎄⛄🥳 🕎
Families and friends together again – maybe for the first time in years. Let's celebrate all that December is. Together. And have fun. How 'bout it?
We're SO ready we've crammed an impossible amount of fun into this month. In addition to our family friendly and UNCENSORED funny, we've added specials shows and events. Along with the return of our kid favorite holiday tradition, "Elves Gone Bad." This adds up to twenty shows!
But I'm ahead of myself, as usual. Let's do this thing in order this time. Just this once.
I'll start out with saying I know it'll be impossible for you to get out to see ALL THE FUNNY we have planned this month. Let's face it, we all want a jammie night now and then. So we've extended our Live Stream BOGO until the end of the year! Pull out your calendar, plan your nights at home, buy your live stream tickets and see the funny at home for half price.
What shows are there, Chris? Come on. Get to it!
OK. OK.
Let's start with the December 4th deadline that's right around the corner! If you're interested in taking either of our January improv classes – Improv Basics or Character & Spacework – the $149 Early Bird Special ends this Saturday. Give yourself (or a loved one!) the gift of laughter and an exciting new year. And save $30 dollars in the process by planning ahead!
That same day is THE LAST DAY of our Jim Click Raffle flash sale. Buy 5 tickets for $100, and you get a chance at one of three amazing prizes. AND you get a chance at a private improv show. AND you get a $20 Unscrewed Theater gift card. AND you support the theater - because 100% of the tickets sales stay with us. Learn more here -> Jim Click Raffle Tickets.
On the next day, December 5th, we've got TWO special Sunday events for you. An in-person improv puppetry workshop, "Talk To The Hand," facilitated by our very own Jessica Spenny in our training center. All supplies provided, and you walk away with a great puppet and some amazing experience under your belt. Check it out HERE.
Later on at 5pm, we've got a live magic and comedy show in the theater. Benny James brings his "Breaking Reality" show to our stage. Fun for all ages! Get your tickets here - Benny James Tickets!
The next weekend, December 10th and 11th has SEVEN, count 'em SEVEN shows! I know! I can't believe it either. Something for everyone and anyone. Family Friendly Improv for the whole family, UNCENSORED Improv & Unscrewed Fridays After Dark for the adults, and THREE shows for the kids!
The Unscrewed Family Hour is back in its usual 6pm slot – superheroes, villains, and general comic book mayhem created right before your very eyes. And we're pleased as punch to welcome back "Elves Gone Bad" to our stage for the first two of four weekend matinees.
One of the saddest things about 2020 was the absence of this annual classic on our stage, and we couldn't be more excited. This interactive children's holiday show will have the kids on the edge of their seats AND on stage. And all tickets are ONLY $5. Kids under 3 years are free! Just look at how much fun these kids are having! Elves Gone Bad Fun! Grab your tickets here - Elves Gone Bad Tickets
Before you head out to see a show, please check our current COVID POLICY. All patrons over the age of 12 must provide proof of vaccination or a negative COVID-19 test within the last 48 hours. Masks are required except when actively eating, drinking, or performing.
We want to keep you, our volunteers, and all the performers safe. So we can continue to bring you the funny uninterrupted.
To that end, we're hosting another Pop Up Vaccination Clinic on Saturday, 12/18, from Noon – 3:45. We gave 152 shots in arms in November, and we'll keep hosting clinics as long as there's a need. Get your first, your second, your booster. No appointment necessary! Get more info here - Vaccination Clinic.
What about Christmas weekend, you ask? Excellent question, my friend.
We've got your Christmas funny ready for you. We'll be closed on Friday, 12/24 for Christmas Eve. But we're back in full force on Christmas with TWO SHOWS - Family funny friendly @ 7:30 and UNCENSORED @ 9pm.
Bring the out-of-town folks in for a treat – and see BOTH shows for only $10! More fun than a movie and a whole lot cheaper, to boot.
New Year's Eve is on a Friday this year, and we're ready to bring in 2022 with a bang. We'll have our 7:30 pm "It's Midnight Somewhere" special all ages show the whole family can enjoy.
Want to find some funny any time of day? But particularly on Friday morning? Ten Minutes with Dawn is exclusively on our Facebook page - with a new video posted every week. While you're there, get caught up on the improv goodness you may have missed.
Don't know about you, but I'm ready for 2022! We've got some new ideas in the works, too. Things I think your family will love. Like family pricing! Remember the days of cramming all the folks you could fit in the car for a drive-in movie? Yeah, that. Oh, and we've got TWO anniversaries to celebrate next year, too. You'll be the first to know when we iron out the details.
I think that about covers it, but as always, shoot me a text (520-975-7035) or an email @UnscrewedTheater@gmail.com if you have questions or comments.
We're all working hard on our end to make sure we provide our community the safest and funniest place around. Now and next year. And the year after that. And. . . . Well, you catch my drift.
Hope to see you at a show soon. Make sure you stop and say hi!
'til then,
Chris Seidman
Executive Director,
Unscrewed Theater
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